If my phone could talk…

So I was talking to my friend about how much time I spend on my phone and told him I feel kinda bad for it… I mean I know I shouldn’t have too much of screen time but… I also know how much I learn from it, I know how much I create on it, I know how much I enjoy it!

So he just randomly asked me about what would my phone tell me if it could talk?

Hmmm… Interesting question!

I thought and actually I came up with so many things!

He expected a one line answer, I texted him a paragraph!

I would like to share that here –

If my phone could talk, it would say –

Vru,

I like that you always keep me on silent so I don’t need to buzz when someone calls.. but I kinda feel bad for you when you get scolded from your friends for not receiving the call😆

When you start talking with your best friends… You just don’t stop! I have to entertain your boring gossip and uncontrollable laughs for hours! Literally 2 hours or more.. Aren’t you going to meet them tomorrow anyway?😒

You need to charge me more often😒 I mean… Don’t you get tired of telling your friends you have low battery? I mean look at their phones, mostly charged… And here I am.. don’t even get enough food😥

I have to play so many songs for you these days! Can’t you get a music player or something? You even drop me at times while singing and dancing…🙄

My memory is filled with your selfies.. can’t you just enjoy the moment in your memory and gimme break for a minute?

I am overflowing with screenshots.. I mean why the hell do you screenshot so much? Do you even read it after taking screenshot? Never! And then you complain.. why does my memory get so full?!😏

I have at least 5 apps you never ever use… Do you meditate? Nope! Do you track your exercise? Never! Do you ever read from that app? Lol… Do you use the app that you installed just because your friend told you so?…. Then what are those doing in your phone? Feeding your ego?!

Sometimes you use me to learn about business and psychology from YouTube, and take down notes that you will never read after that day…

You can practically chat for hours at night… Should I tell them the conversations you have??…..

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So! This was the fun write-up where I imagined what would happen if my phone could talk…

Actually I’m so glad it can’t talk.. coz I’m pretty sure it would blackmail me if it could talk, as it knows most of my secrets! :p

What would your phone say to you if it could talk?😂

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